Tyler: “Mom, take a picture of the Bean with my hat on!”
Me: “That’s OK. I’ve already taken that picture a thousand times.”
Tyler (indignantly): “You already TOOK that picture. TAKEN is not a word.”
Me: “Do you have any idea who you’re messing with? ‘Have taken’ is the past participle of ‘take.’ I don’t need you to correct my grammar!”
Tyler (shrugging): “Well, I already cracked it.”
No one can say I haven’t had this coming.