Everyone hold a séance for the return of Blizzard the cat! He’s been missing for more than a month and it just hasn’t been the same! He could scale a tree in .2 seconds and kick the butt of any dog in the neighborhood. Come home Blizzard!
It suddenly dawned on me that my future teenagers might not necessarily embrace having a 50-year-old mom with tattoos.
Why must I get threatened by the FBI every time I turn on my kid’s “Baby Einstein” video?