(…before the hatred sets in.)
Sisterly Love
A tip for the summer…
For all of you who are too smart to leave 1.5 quarts of ice cream in the car on a 90 degree day, it melts down to approximately 8 fluid ounces. This made me feel SO much better about consuming the entire container in one sitting. Eat up, my friends!
When does it end?
Has anyone ever spent ten minutes or more looking for something, all the while holding that something in one hand and ransacking the house with the other?
Marital disputes make me fat.
Last night after Doug saw the error of his ways, he picked me up a box of Double Stuffed Oreos. Does it count if he polished off half the box before I got to open it?