Tyler, 2006
No boy in the world needs a pair of eyes like this.
It pays to have a pretty face.
The kids in this house should thank their lucky stars that they’re cute. Cause if they were ugly and behaved this way, the homeless population would be two people higher.
Confessions
Now that I have resigned from my position as an eighth-grade teacher, it’s time to come clean…I am NOT smarter than a fifth-grader.
Big Break
I just received the most exciting news! The United Bank of Africa is transferring my payment of US $1.600.000.000 from the International Monetary Fund Unit as we speak! Seems I am the beneficiary of a Nigerian prince who was just tragically killed in a car accident. All I have to do is email Mr. Albert Aliu my bank name and account number. In other words…
SCREW YOU GUYS! I’M RICH!!