ExtenZe for women?? Exactly what part of our anatomy becomes extended?
I am so bewildered that if I didn’t already have three kids, I’d buy a box just to find out.
Who loses a five-pound bag of Moon Sand?
Does anyone else have the repeated experience of hiding something from your kids, only to discover you’ve also hidden it from yourself? Still missing at large: a watch, a box of Sharpies, last year’s Halloween candy and a five-pound bag of Moon Sand. Now why isn’t it this easy to misplace the children?
You may be scared of flying. I’m just scared of thinking.
Wonders how many cumulative hours I’ve spent trying to remember whose number I just dialed; staring inside closets, drawers, and cabinets asking myself what I was looking for; and wondering if I should pull over, not because I forgot the directions, but the destination. Certainly it’s been well over 40 hours, in which span of time I could have become a certified private airplane pilot. Who wants to board that ride?
Doug’s tip after I spent the afternoon cleaning the refrigerator…
“If you’d remember to wipe everything before you put it away, you wouldn’t have to spend half your life cleaning the refrigerator.”
And we ladies complain that our husbands never help out around the house!