Sales receipts, mortgage and credit card statements, pay stubs, certificates of title, all the documentation was laid out before her—but still, all she can say is “MINE!”
The battle of proprietary rights
You know there’s a problem in the kitchen when your kids prefer to eat their own feet than your cooking.
That’ll fix it
This week Doug had a mishap with a belt sander and broke his nose in two places. That was the easy part—post surgery recuperation involved a week flat out on the couch with a steady stream of ice packs and Percocets. The one part that almost made it worthwhile? Watching Tyler try to stick Lightning McQueen band-aids under each black eye. Here’s to a speedy recovery!
An unequivocal truth…
All children’s apparel should come with mouse ears, bunny tails and bear feet.