…watching them try to pee in two feet of snow.
The #1 thing that makes having dogs worthwhile
One down, two to go.
Being the thrill-seeker that I am, there are three death-defying challenges I am determined to conquer: skydiving over Iraq with an American flag on my back; avenging the death of the Crocodile Hunter with my own bare hands (where is this nasty little stingray hiding anyway?); and grocery shopping with three small children hours before a blizzard.
Buried alive and not amused
For the animals in this house, room and board comes with a price.
The Top 10 Reasons I Left Facebook (for two months, at least)
While deactivating my Facebook account two months ago, I was asked to check off a box explaining why. Seeing how none of the reasons applied, I decided to rewrite them. May I present to you my top 10 reasons for leaving Facebook…
#10: Found myself talking in acronyms
#9: Kids were hungry and dirty as I watched video clips of your cats dancing around poles
#8: Found myself constantly wondering what flavor latte you all were sipping
#7: Couldn’t stop referring to myself in third person
#6: Was having reoccurring nightmares that I couldn’t make it from A building to B building in four minutes
#5: Poking liability insurance becoming too costly
#4: CL&P stopped taking my Farmville credits
#3: During conversation, people became confused each time I shouted “like” and gave them a thumbs-up.
#2: Needed therapy after a series of rejected friend requests. Discovered it’s not acceptable to deliver them with flowers.
#1: No Hall & Oates or Air Supply links of my wall for six months. That’ll teach Beach for slacking off!