Frosty’s facelift did not yield the promising results his medical team promised him. As soon as someone sticks his face back on, he will sue those bastards for all they’re worth.
They’ve pissed off the wrong snowman.
Now that’s love.
The closest Doug’s ever come to getting me chocolates: “I just bit into this nasty coconut thing. Do you want the rest of it?”
I could use a little help here…
Recently a friend of mine reminded me of the black leather pants I wore to a Motley Crue concert three kids ago. Just for haha’s, I pulled them out of the back of my closet and tried them on. I am pleased to announce I am wearing them as we speak!
Incidentally, does anyone have a crowbar, wire cutter, sandblaster and/or electric chainsaw I can borrow? Please, no questions.
Parent winter survival tip #1
When the children misbehave, do not threaten to throw them outside in the snow. They will become happy. They will put on their snow pants. Undesirable behavior will continue.