Today I looked up “flyer” in the Merriam-Webster online dictionary and found, “What made you want to look up ‘flyer’? Please tell us where you read or heard it (including the quote, if possible).”

I’ve used dictionaries that were unhelpful, but this is the first to question my motives.

I decided I’m going to write my own dictionary. Next to each entry I’ll write, “You talkin’ to me?” and “Who wants to know?”