It is with great joy that I announce we are expecting a little addition this fall!
It will include a brand new master bed and bath, an office and storage space right above our garage. We couldn’t be more excited!
Oh, and here’s a picture of Anna’s last ultrasound.
You didn’t think I’d be transparent enough to observe April Fool’s Day on April 1, did you?
…Placing a skull on top of his new python snakeskin-covered Clarion amplifier and watching the red LED lights pore through its nose, mouth and eye sockets.
What made my night: when Eva took one look at the skull and cried, “It’s Daddy!”
These are the kids’ theories as to how a near thirty-inch hole mysteriously appeared in our back yard.
I, on the other hand, am still searching for bits of UFO parts around the area. It’s not that far-fetched. Astronomically speaking, we’re not that far away from Nebraska.
Today I made the eerie discovery that, despite a twenty-year hiatus from Three’s Company, I can still quote each punch line mircoseconds before it leaves John Ritter’s mouth. Which begs the question, why does my amazing memory kick in during Nick at Nite, but went AWOL during every exam in ECON 101?