You know you’re having a style emergency when you take your child for a trim and the hairdresser practically licks her chops, cracks her knuckles and bustles you to her chair. Tell me something…when will the ponytail ever make a comeback?
Just one request…
Newspapers, emails, subtitles to Japanese movies…so much to read, so little time. LADIES! Unless you’re carrying a message from the Emergency Broadcast System, kindly strike all text (i.e. “princess,” “baby,” “juicy” and “angel”) from the seat of your shorts and athletic apparel. Much appreciated.
First day of T-ball!
You know what they say…keep your eye on the bugs. Or the grass. Or the sky. Or the trees. Any nonspherical object will do. Best $50 I ever spent!
Cadbury eggs and dirty diapers included.
After a lifetime of battling chocolate addiction, I have stumbled upon an instant cure. Simply chew on the chocolately remnants of your children’s Easter basket between diaper changes. Cravings will subside instantly. Treatment is available right from my home.