Finally, the rest of the world is wearing white. I hate to call myself a trendsetter, but I started wearing it months ago. Cancel your subscriptions to Cosmopolitan! Following me on facebook is like having a fashion barometer right here at your fingertips.
Ah, the wonders of nature.
Here the children are marveling at a worm ravaged by a swarm of bloodthirsty ants. After I obliviously snapped this picture, we flung it aside to safety. Prayers are needed for its happy and quick regeneration.
The inevitable ending to a day at the beach
Sorry, Coach, but you’ll probably have to wait a real long time.
Recently I started receiving emails from Coach, reading “Thank you for shopping with us! We can’t wait to see you again!” A quick search revealed a selection of handbags priced up to $798.
At first I was flattered that someone mistook me for Coach clientele, but then reality struck. Someone spied me with a Big Y bag strapped over my shoulder and signed me up. Nothing like pity mail from the fashion police!