Doug tried his hand at grocery shopping this week and came home with so many Knorr rice boxes we’ll have to build another addition just to store them.

“Why so many?” I asked.

“They were 10 for $10.”

“So? You don’t have to buy all ten to get the sale price.”

He shrugged. “I suck at math. What do you want from me?”

It gets worse, although I didn’t have the heart to tell him. There were twelve.