Presenting…the new (and improved) Tawny Kitaen
Funny. In person his head is shaped nothing like an anvil.
What is this, you may ask? It’s the Bean watching a coyote through the car window. He’s harder to see than Waldo, but if you zoom in, you may find him. Zoom in further, and you just might spot his Acme anvil, dynamite, rocket launcher, jet-powered roller skates and dehydrated boulder.
Moonsand/Juicy Juice/bunny stuffing infestation
The building inspector came today to look at our addition. The good news is, he thinks it’s coming along swimmingly, and he gave us the go-ahead to get started on the plumbing and insulation. The bad news is, he looked at the other wing of the house—with its wall-to-wall carpet of Moon Sand, a river of Juicy Juice from Anna’s spill-proof cup and tumbleweeds of stuffing yanked savagely from Anna’s beloved Build-a-Bunny—and declared it uninhabitable. Anyone in need of five free-loading roommates and their two bunny-mauling dogs?
How to Be a Princess
Let’s see…here it is. “How to be a Princess.” Rule #1: Always sit like a lady. Rule #2: Take care to complement your gown with the right pair of shoes. Rule #3: Never scratch where it itches. Rule number….ahhhh, screw this. Where’s that chapter about turning princes back into frogs?