Remember before denying that you swallowed the contents in the pink Play-Doh container…the evidence will always show up in your diaper.
My Nonsensical Thought of the Day
You’re welcome!
Scientists project in the year 2050, the global population will increase by 2.4 billion. To feed all these extra people, we will have to increase food production by 70 to 100 percent. I’ve determined the solution lies right on my living room carpet. Because of my aversion to vacuuming, along with my failure to enforce a “no eating in the living room” policy, you all get to meet your grandchildren.
“Step right up!”
“…Here before you is a state-of-the-art machine that will allow you to run like hell for no apparent reason. Mile after mile, you will sprint with no destination and get absolutely nowhere. It will take up half your basement and is yours for only $999.99!”
I don’t know who the bigger sucker is—me for buying that treadmill seven years ago, or the guy we just sold it to for $500.
Have you heard?
Today I was edged off an urgent phone call just to be reminded that bird is, in fact, the word. I am declaring a moratorium on “Family Guy” in this house.