Is CL&P, Sprint and Comcast worthy of my excess Christmas stamps featuring the Madonna and her baby Jesus? Or did the USPS finally heed my request and issue postage stamps that say “suck it”?
My Nonsensical Thought of the Day
Underworked and overpayed
CNN reported this week that the average woman now collects up to 82% of a man’s paycheck. My question is, how is this fair to the men? After all, we only need to use only half the brain power they do to get the job done.
As long as it doesn’t spoil your dinner.
Tyler, looking up at me innocently before sinking his teeth into a dusty, half-eaten chocolate-covered unidentifiable object on the kitchen floor: “I blew off all the dog hair first!”
Now, what exactly is that water/Draino ratio?
The subject bar in today’s daily forward from my mom read “NOT A JOKE. VERY SERIOUS.” Following was a description of innocent-appearing water bottles dispersed throughout the U.S. and Canada that explode when their contents (Draino, water, and a small piece of foil) are disturbed.
Hey Mom, aka president of the National Coalition for Responsible Forwarding—budding unibombers have email, too. Thanks for the recipe!