Never say die
My Nonsensical Thought of the Day
Don’t forget to breathe!
Recently I began taking yoga classes for the first time since the baby era began. While everyone else focused on their inner Zen, I was contemplating what would happen if the instructor allowed five minutes to lapse without reminding us to breathe. Would she emerge from her Downward Dog and discover a room full of blue people passed out on their mats? Makes me want to become a yoga instructor just to find out.
I’ve finally arrived.
Today I found myself balancing a bottle with my chin, wiping a nose with one hand and smacking a kid off the arm of the couch with the other. Now that I am a professional, who do I see about putting me on payroll?
Yeah. That’s how you do it.
Last week there was a knock on the door as I scrambled to make dinner. Two smiling AT&T sales reps plugged right through their sales pitch despite three screaming children, two barking dogs and the exasperated look on my face. Doug rolled up his sleeves, whispered “Watch this,” stepped outside with them and shut the door.
AT&T will replace Comcast as our TV, phone and Internet provider as of the first of July.