Just discovered a “Do Not Disturb” sign hanging from the doorknob to the mancave. If he thinks that’s going to work, the man is clearly already disturbed.
My Nonsensical Thought of the Day
I’m putting it out there in writing:
… if the Hartford public schools are CLOSED tomorrow and the Simsbury schools are OPEN, I will subject myself to Roman Catholic church services every Sunday for the remainder of 2013. Furthermore, if the next Pope to get elected is a woman, I’ll be willing to lengthen my contract.
Something tells me the second part is far more likely to happen.
Feeling the urge
I am overcome by inexplicable yearnings…consumed by an insatiable urge beyond all control…I will pay any price, travel any distance…I want it…I need it… MUST… HAVE… BREAD AND MILK!!!
Back to the ol’ identity
Removing my married name from facebook makes me feel scandalous. It’s the same way I felt after I pried my wedding ring off my hourglass finger for the first time in ten years. Anyone up for getting crazy at P. Sam’s until 2:00? By crazy, I mean doubling up on the wings, of course. And by 2:00, I mean Saturday afternoon. Absolutely no hookups, unless the baby-sitter agrees to work overtime. Doug can be so uncool.