Tonight’s mission: only 78 animal crackers away from obtaining today’s RDA of calcium!
Health food kicks are a bitch…but they’re worth every bite.
My Nonsensical Thought of the Day
I am sooo not getting grounded for this
Even though it’s been almost twenty years that I could legally get sloshed, it still makes me feel like James Dean going 110 miles per hour in his Mercury Coupe down the Santa Monica Boulevard when I drink a glass of wine in front of my parents. I’ll take that Sangria with a slice of orange and extra pineapple, Bitch!
Ben Franklin, Revised
In addition to death and taxes, there is one thing you can be sure of: on any given rainy morning, the only functioning umbrella you own will be waiting for you at work.
Confetti, balloons and girls popping out of cakes as I acquired my 300th friend on facebook!!!
… Does it count if friend #300 is Gary Craig from 96.5 TIC FM?