World’s finest pillow
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He calls it chaos; I call it art.
For me and Doug, the dishwasher is the center of 99% of our marital disputes. Top rack or bottom? Facing forward, sideways, or backward? They are among the most elusive questions to plague domesticity since 1886.
Careful what you wish for.
Recently I asked my mom to keep an eye out for teacher clothes so that I could begin updating my work wardrobe.
It’s all about being subtle.
Will you be eating that entire bowl of popcorn? All of it, every last kernel? Don’t mind me, I’ll just sit here and watch you chew. Don’t mind that sound—that’s just my growling stomach eating itself. I’m sorry, am I making you uncomfortable? Carry on, enjoy your snack…