Waiting impatiently for summer days like these
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What’s that? You’d like me to walk THROUGH the tunnel?
… Keep lying there holding up that camera like an idiot. I’ll consider your request and get back to you.
No Greater Feeling of Accomplishment
When I feel like passing the time with futile efforts, I strip my couches and wash the upholstery.
“Hey! That’s MY Wish!”
The Birthday Girl gets jipped