Ever been this hungry?
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Bottle o’ larvae, anyone?
A couple weeks ago Similac issued a recall for certain powder infant formulas. Seems one of its manufacturing facilities was contaminated with the common beetle, and the powder could contain insect parts and larvae. They say you are what you eat…and so I present you with…Beetlejuice!
(Ease up people, she didn’t really drink the formula. But if we can’t pick on our kids, what’s the point in having them?)
I don’t ask for much.
Pictured left: Tyler’s lunch. In the middle: Eva’s. Far right, mine. Some of you may aspire for luxury vacations and Lamborghinis. Me? I just want the middle of my sandwich back.
It’s a good thing I speak 25 languages.
After decades of grappling over signs, directions and shampoo bottles, it’s finally happened. We’ve gone and learned too much Spanish. In response, the warning on my kid’s Jump-o-lene comes in 25 languages, from French to Swahili. It’s like a modern-day Tower of Babel conspiracy, and I’m not sure who’s behind it—the Government or Toys “R” Us. We will get to the bottom of it, de un modo u otro.