Being the thrill-seeker that I am, there are three death-defying challenges I am determined to conquer: skydiving over Iraq with an American flag on my back; avenging the death of the Crocodile Hunter with my own bare hands (where is this nasty little stingray hiding anyway?); and grocery shopping with three small children hours before a blizzard.

May tomorrow bring him snow and a much needed facelift (pun intended).