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Why you shouldn’t take pictures from the pitcher’s mound
She asked to be a mermaid. The fairy raised her wand and tripped.
Cuidado, Boots. You’re next.
This morning we woke up and found Dora a bit deflated. Investigators are still perplexed over the gaping puncture wound above her air valve, along with the missing steak knife from our cutlery set.
Lo siento, mi amiga. But I warned you what would happen the next time you made me count those stars in Spanish.

