Remember before denying that you swallowed the contents in the pink Play-Doh container…the evidence will always show up in your diaper.
Ages
“Step out of the Cozy Coupe…”
Breech of peace, harassment, vandalism, invasion of privacy, disorderly conduct…the list of charges go on and on. Unfortunately, being married to a police officer doesn’t do a bit of good when the perpetrator is two and a half.
Anna’s first photo shoot
Daddy knows all. At least, for now.
This morning I found Tyler staring out the window, mystified. “It snowed last night,” he whispered, “just like Daddy said it would!” I turned to Doug and waited for his explanation of the science of meteorology, but instead he stood there looking like Nostradamus. I wonder if he’ll feel betrayed when he learns the real master of the universe is Scot Haney?