…Having trouble thinking outside coffee mugs and ornaments?

I present to you the most inappropriate Christmas gift I’ve ever received from a student: a stuffed dog chewing up a pair of panties.

No, your eyes do not deceive you.  She had the panties monogrammed.

I forgot which kid gave me that $20 gift certificate to Barnes & Noble last year.  But I remember exactly who gave me this panty-mauling dog in 2004.

Merry Christmas out there to Maria…wherever you are.