The inevitable outcome of taking pictures with a slice of pizza in your hand
Author: Merri Petrovits
Pretty in Pink
How to be sure your kid will never come to our house:
… invite us over for a playdate. Lead us into your living room, where a throw pillow is out of place. Apologize for the mess.
On the bright side, false advertising is the spice of life.
To the side of my Facebook newsfeed is a picture of Ellen Degeneres passionately kissing a man, along with this caption: “Ellen feels ashamed that she lied to her fans for years!” and “The media is shocked after discovering Ellen’s secret that shocked the world!”
Click on it, and the headline screams: “BACKSTAGE SKINCARE SECRET: Her Anti-Aging Trick Finally Exposed!”
I haven’t felt this deceived since Monica busted out the blue dress in ’97.