Eva in all her furs
Author: Merri Petrovits
Hey, Big Shot.
Lemme ask you something. Do I amuse you? You breakin’ my balls? I ordered some Fancy Feast with marinara sauce. Get up and dance it to me or I’ll feed you to the fishes. Schnook.
Call me cynical…
…but I think designating a national day on our calendar for selfies is as redundant as White History Month.
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