CNN reported this week that the average woman now collects up to 82% of a man’s paycheck. My question is, how is this fair to the men? After all, we only need to use only half the brain power they do to get the job done.
Author: Merri Petrovits
As long as it doesn’t spoil your dinner.
Tyler, looking up at me innocently before sinking his teeth into a dusty, half-eaten chocolate-covered unidentifiable object on the kitchen floor: “I blew off all the dog hair first!”
Now, what exactly is that water/Draino ratio?
The subject bar in today’s daily forward from my mom read “NOT A JOKE. VERY SERIOUS.” Following was a description of innocent-appearing water bottles dispersed throughout the U.S. and Canada that explode when their contents (Draino, water, and a small piece of foil) are disturbed.
Hey Mom, aka president of the National Coalition for Responsible Forwarding—budding unibombers have email, too. Thanks for the recipe!
Note to potty-trainee-in-training:
Remember before denying that you swallowed the contents in the pink Play-Doh container…the evidence will always show up in your diaper.