All three kids have inherited Doug’s chronic eczema. Surprisingly, some quick research pointed to Clorox as the miracle cure. That’s right—we’re instructed to pour a capful of the stuff that strips the color off our clothes into our children’s bathwater. The bottle says, “Warning: CHEMICAL HAZZARD. May irritate skin.” I held my breath and poured. To bleach the babies or cure them? Time will tell.