…Having trouble thinking outside coffee mugs and ornaments?
I present to you the most inappropriate Christmas gift I’ve ever received from a student: a stuffed dog chewing up a pair of panties.
No, your eyes do not deceive you. She had the panties monogrammed.
I forgot which kid gave me that $20 gift certificate to Barnes & Noble last year. But I remember exactly who gave me this panty-mauling dog in 2004.
Merry Christmas out there to Maria…wherever you are.