To the side of my Facebook newsfeed is a picture of Ellen Degeneres passionately kissing a man, along with this caption: “Ellen feels ashamed that she lied to her fans for years!” and “The media is shocked after discovering Ellen’s secret that shocked the world!”
Click on it, and the headline screams: “BACKSTAGE SKINCARE SECRET: Her Anti-Aging Trick Finally Exposed!”
I haven’t felt this deceived since Monica busted out the blue dress in ’97.